Language & Why People Piss Me Off

So i was thinking recently about language. really sit here think about it real quick. think of how offended people are of your language, or the guy on the sub way at 4 in the morning drunk and his language, or lack there of. but really think of all those words you never said around grandma at the christmas dinner table heres a few of those words: shit, damn, fuck, hell, bitch, cunt, cock, balls, cunt, spic, zipperhead, nigger, nigga, honkey, gook, cracker, wet back, porch monkey, whitey, raghead, faggot, queer, hymie, and so many others we can't even think of. but come on, when it comes down to is it not just language. are those words not just.....i dare say.....WORDS?! is it really the words fault it's offensive? i highly doubt that. could you imagine the letters b, i, t, c, and h got together one weekend had a rockin party and said "we should hookup and make a dirty word together, and it can be bitch." think they maybe tried a different arrangement at first? i really don;t know i have no idea. but i would be willing to bet anything that that was not the way it went down. you wanna know the first time the word "bitch" was deemed a bad naughty word? when the first guy went to have ancient water cooler talk (aka watering hole babbling) and he looked at cavebro numero dos and said "that women in that cave just carved pictures of flowers in my man mini cave. can you believe that bitch?" and there you have the birth of the dirty word and how our language got fucked. i like to think that these words are perfectly fine on their own, its the fact we use these words in a certain context that makes for these words to be deemed 'dirty" so the next time you sit down to christmas dinner with grandma, look her dead in the eye for the blessing and say "dear god we want to say fuck off to all the (insert random "dirty" word here) in a hope that their fucking off will provide us with a blessed holiday season full of shitting on (insert second "dirty" word), AMEN."

Time for some pictures:

 so interesting this. think the four elements. the basis for uh i don't know life? and this simple mechanism encompasses each of the elements. how awesome. but it pisses me off. and not because of the elements. what really rattles my cage, grinds my teeth, and makes me want to shit on betty whites face kinda angry is that i can't legally use this device, nor can i or anybody else use this device if its filled with herion or any other injectable drug. and you know why that pisses me off? because whose fucking business is it to tell me what I can do? i mena really when did humanity and society get so into getting into peoples business? especially whats done in your own time and even more so if your not harming anybody, and don't say it counts mentally too because it doesnt i draw the line at physical, the mind is to powerful for me to buy the idea of mentally harming somebody, thats only possible if its done from birth to death or when one of those guys is thrown into a place like that sand box part of the world. but back to business. think, portugal has legalized all drugs, with minor citations being used on people who do publicly inject or so on. but a joint? no way no worries there. and guess what drug usage has not gone up, nor has it gone down. but one thing is that addiction has decreased, because now guy on the corner gets help and treatment not jail time and daquan's hard black dick in his ass. not to mention, it cost less. it cost wild amounts of money to put people in prison, but to treat them, it's far less expensive. so next time somebody tells you the want to legalize pot and focus on the harder drugs you tell them to fuck off and read my blog.

so heres another two groups of people who ought to be put in porta johns set on fire and thrown down a hill: radical right winging tea baggers and radical muslims.

whose sick of? i am aren't you? come on aren't you just so over these two groups and their continuous stupid ass bullshit. its all bullshit folk and its bad for ya. i want you to look at the  two images below and think about them for a minute. we will be back after these messages

so we are back and on the left side of the page. so did you like the messages? they are one in the same, not all tea baggers are going to be christians but if your a right wing radical christian you are a tea bagger its a fact and everybody knows that. just as bill maher says "not all republitards are racist, but if your a racists in america you are certainly a republican." but anyways, ill start with the domestic problem of the tea baggers:
1. so your in office 8 years, and not to mention 20 of 28 years previous to 2008 you were in office, and ran on this same idea of small government, after all wasn;t it Reagan that said "government doesn't solve problems government is the problem." so your whole ideological base is off of this idea. and in 2010 you won big, running on the idea of less government spending, voodoo economics (thank you mr. krugman), and lowering our national deficit. to the average joe that sounds great, and on the outside looking in its a fantastic idea, but ya know what its not when you start reading between the lines. now a year later these people are demanding we slash pell grants, destroy medicare and medicade, giving tax cuts to the richest 2 percent, while raising taxes on the others (thank you ayn rand and paul ryan's budget plan). they also now want to attack planned parenthood (and of course starlet palin will have nothing to do with planning parenthood), and of course your wife/girlfriends uterus. yes the old tride and true abortion issue. today it was announced this is the next target of the tea bagging right wing, yep your personal business as usual. so this is small government? this is what it looks like? well i would jump off of a moving pineapple truck into a seedy bolivian bar and catch chlamydia before i would stick around to see what big government is. it's a lie folk its made up 100% made up bull shit, and you guessed it it's bad for ya. this is not small government. small government has nothign to do with how much is spent, how many people work at the fucking post office or dmv, thats all petty bullshit. small government means those assholes in the beltway stay teh fuck out of your life and don't tell your wife or girlfriend what she does with her body, who can marry who, what drugs you can ingest, what words you can say, what language you can speak and any other basic fundamental shti you should be allowed to do without somebody sticking their nose in your shit. i mena life in this country already blows. gotta get taxed out the ass every pay check, gotta pay bills you can't pay, gotta drive a car that doesn't work, gotta watch sub standard tv because its censored, and all tha tother bull shit thats bad for ya.so what makes anybody think that i need a crying old white man, a prude bitchy white women who hasn't been laid since the summer of love, a pussy black guy int he oval office, and a guy who resembles sleepy from snow white, telling me what the fuck to do in my life. get out, stay out, and come knocking april 15th and july 4th then go away again. and with that that is small government. so if a tea bagger tries to jade your ways with their rather cunning plans, tell to you guessed it fuck off and read my blog.

so now to these muslims. recently pastor terry jones of florida set a koran or two on fire. and if you remember last year he threatened to do it and backed down. well he finally prevailed, and his basic message? if i set this book on fire muslims in the middle east will go out and murder somebody. well he set that bitch on fire and what happened? yep 12 U.N. workers were murdered in Afghanistan. so let me lay this out as only i can. you claim to be a religion of peace and equality, and yern for an everlasting utopia with allah. but the second somebody pisses you off, you go kill, like its instinct or something. well know what i say to that shit? fuck off. how reasonable is this folks? so tomorrow i set up a bible burning, and we all get together set some scripture on fire and i can tell you right now what happens. a few folks take time from protesting the abortion clinic, and come to protest my bible burn sesh. but none of them would kill me, none would act far far out of line. id get some hateful words thrown at me but i already told you what i think of that, and then i leave and they leave and all is well just a few people pissed off that i burned a book of lies. but not in the middle east. they will kill your ass. and in the meantime they will give 100 lashings to a women then make them wear some bee keeper suit and who knows, maybe even blow some shit up. its time we stop defending the radicals and actually have people call them out. people want to bash this pastor, and for the most part i agree its uncalled for no reason to do it, but who am i to tell you what to do brother man? im nobody, and for that reason i don't care what you do, but i do care whenever the end result is you killing somebody, then i got a major issue. so if your on a plane and some guy tries to blow that fucker to smithereens, tell him to fuck off and read my blog, but first id try to subdue him.

well thats it for my first day folks, i hope you enjoyed it. surf on in tomorrow sometime when ill talk about more wild and whacked out shit going on these days. happy reveling