The Bible and Christians: IM PISSED OFF TODAY

Well today has been quite the saga between work and other things, ive been super busy lately what with the weather warming up, there is lots and lots of cold beer to drink so a heads up that posts will be limited during the summer months.

Anyways moving on, I am all kinds of angry at the bible and christians, jews, and muslims today. So strap in and lets go for a ride:

I stole these from my Uncle Ralph (he has a blog too! go read it if you can www.foliooilio.blogspot.com)

Thank you Ralph

Now it could be that I am the only person aside from the guy that wrote that letter, that thinks all this shit is pointless and stupid. Now I read that yesterday and thought to myself what some other questions to ask all you religious folks out there? So here is a series of questions that I would like answers to, along with answers to the questions above:

1. Paraplegics who pray are my favorite to use as an example. Now say some guy around the age of 18 can't go to college, family is poor, he can't get a job, so he joins the military. He goes over to the war zone and gets his shit rocked and finds himself without arms or legs or both. So he prays, and prays some more, hoping god will answer his prayers. And guess what there not. He doesnt get new legs, no new arms or any of that. So if that guys prayers are not being answered whose are?

2. Whats the deal with the collection plate? I get the idea that some of it needs to go to the church itself for power and water bills and new fancy robes for the priest, but did god default on his mortgage or something? Did he not pay his strippers last night so he needs all of you to pick up his tab? Did god get drunk, leave the bar, get in a taxi and find that he left his wallet at the bar therefore he needs you to pick up his cab fare? I mean honestly think about this. If you have a congregation of around 100 people each of them gives 10 bucks each to the collection plate, thats $1,000 bucks right there. Now I don't know about you guys but if my power and water bill are exceeding the 1,000 dollar mark, then maybe its time to invest in some energy efficient light bulbs or some shit. 

3. Deuteronomy 23:1 states: "No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." Well if thats the case then I guess Lance Armstrong and a few million others are shit out of luck, sorry lance all those tour de france wins only sent you to hell buddy.

And to be honest faithful readers I could go for hours and hours on this subject of stupid shit in holy texts, but it would be mind numbing and pointless. But the real story here is that once we all free ourselves from the control mechanism that is organized religion, then we can move on to more important things, like will there be NFL football this fall?

Happy Reveling folks