Last time I did one of these I got a lot of thanks you's and laughs out of it so here we go again.
This is a series of things that disappoints me:
This is US Representative, Democrat from New York, Anthony Weiner. If you watch any type of news you know that this guy apparently showed some pictures of himself to a college girl he met online, and hes married. He's also on the fast track to being NYC new mayor to replace Michael Bloomberg. Well Nancy "Wicked Witch of the West" Pelosi and the rest of the Dems are calling for him to resign, while the right wing hate machine calls for it too and of course calls him the worst person ever, as usual. But while all those jackass asshats in washington call for him to resign, his constituents (you remember the people he REPRESENTS and the people who VOTED for him and put him in his position of power DO NOT CARE). Besides you really think this is the first time somebody in New york city has seen another persons genitalia? Or do you even think they have seen something crazier than this? Of course they have, in teh NYC metropolitan area alone 16 MILLION people reside. These people see dead hobo's on subways, drunk college girls pissing on sidewalks, cops beating black guys heads in with clubs, trash piled 3 stories high, junkies shooting up in ally ways, etc etc. Who gives a shit if e showed his dick to some college girl. For me if shes over 18, and shes requesting such, then who does the blame go to? Well I don't care who it goes to an neither should you. As a male I understand, all guys are proud of their package, and more importantly the people congressman weiner represents don't care, so why should I? Thats what disappoints me.
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This is house majority leader John Boehner, Republican Ohio. He believes the most important thing facing the nation is the debt crisis and the budget. And so do all his cronies up there on "Disconnect Hill." But the real problem is 9.1% unemployment which nobody seems to want to talk about. Nobody wants to talk about the fact that 13.7 million people are unemployed. And nobody wants to help them or anything. That disappoints me
The hate surrounding "Tradition marriage and single parent homes," really disappoints me. You see I myself was raised by a single mom, my mom and dad were never married, and the two asshats my mom married after my dad were just that not my dad and asshats. But the real thing here is that there is a much older generation of people who so strongly believe in this that they will stop at nothing to shove it down our throats. The generational disconnect is unbelievable these days. But the older this generation gets the more progressive and open minded we become. We are far more accepting of sex out of wedlock, far more accepting of children out of wedlock, far more accepting of single mom's and single dad's. far more accepting of drug use, sex, music, entertainment, clothes, and ever other facet of life. we are the first majority open minded generation in this country. and to us people like single moms and single dads and even gay and lesbian parents are just another part of society. i have numerous friends who were raised by single parents , or even gay/lesbian parents. its just normal now. people realized that marriage in the traditional sense is just so BLAH. now your great grandparents marriage and love, well thats something that most of us may never understand. we have moved on, we believe that love changes, evolves, morphs into bigger things over time, different meanings, different idea of what love and marriage and parenthood is suppose to mean. The more important thing here is that we have bastardized single parents for far far far to long now. Most of these parents work their asses off for their kids. Now believe me I know that there are many out there, who live in gov't subsidized housing, receive welfare checks food stamps and unemployment benefits and pass on nothing to their children except the knowledge of how to milk the system. But I would be willing to bet that number pales in comparison to single parents workings trying to keep their heads along with their kids heads above water. Single parents are parents to, and more over their not just one, but the play both sides. having to be mom and dad all in one for their kids. So back the fuck off single parents it disappoints me that we have reached this point.
SHIT TO PISS OFF:
This is my series of shit that pisses me off:
1. When people say "I remember my first beer!" You have heard this one a million times. Some drunk asshat just spilled his beer all over the place adn some smart ass in the back screams "I remember my first beer!" Oh do you? Well thats fucking great because I don't/ Know why I don't? Because I have drank so much beer since my first beer that I honestly can't remember my first beer, so shove it lightweight! If you are going to claim to be a "beer drinker" you better be a damn good one, and you better be a great one if you want to hang around me. A great beer drinker doesnt make smart ass quibs about drinking hsi first beer, he drinks and thats it. Shoots the shit with people thats it. Not stand in the back and harass the guy that clearly isn't having his first beer, but has more likely had his 20th beer and is now vomiting all over your girlfriends red shoes. So shut up witht eh "My first beer" routine, it's getting old, nobody cares when you drank it, and the majority of us wish you would shut up so we can enjoy our beer. Thank you annoying "My First Beer" Guy.
2. "Keep your eyes peeled!" Well that just sounds stupid off the bat. Peeled? Like a citrus fruit kinda peel? Or like I farted int eh kitchen and the varnish on the walls is peeling off? What kind of peel? Lets just say it means the same as open your eyes. Would it not be easier the next time your in a car with two or three other people looking for exit who tha fuck cares on the interstate and your driver says "Keep a look for exit whatever" instead of "KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED MAN!!!!" Like we could miss the fucking exit or something, your stoned off your ass driver man, so am I why the hell would I peel my eyes back? get tha fuck outta here man im not peeling anything except potatoes.
3. You know when people sit around and somebody pops off and somebody else gets pissed so you pull one of them aside to let cooler heads prevail, maybe a "i apologize" is in order. And then that jackass goes off and says this: " I don't apologize for nothing! Im sorry but I don't." Well.....well now you have not only confused me, you have made your point completely irrelevant. You don;t apologize for anything, except for saying you don't apologize for anything. Wha tthe fuck kinda statement is that? This one is so stupid it doesn;t even deserve me talking about it anymore.
4. "I could care less!" Ahh the old favorite. You have heard it a million times. You are arguing with somebody or talkign about something stupid (Depending on who you are Left wing would say I could care less about sarah palin and sarah palin could say I could care less about reading books) and bam somebody whips out "I could care less about it!" And they act all high and mighty like they used some finishing move in mortal combat or some shit, like them saying that makes the conversation end or some shit. Give me a break. For one it makes no sense, two yeah it makes no sense. If you could care less then show it! You could care less about reading books? Then go burn em, or something (joking), but don't say you could care less, because if thats the case then clearly you care less for something than what you are saying you care less for. So all you have to do is get energized, and add a few letters and make this become "I couldn't care less."
